ALLIED FORCES OF THE HONOURABLE 184TH BATTLE GROUP [Archive]

JTF2_Clerk

09-08-2007, 05:55 PM

Gentlemen and Ladies! Time has come! The horn sounded! Gather your Courage and prepare to defend the Walls! We have taken the town of Strudleberg! It is ours and none can dispute that fact! And yet the enemy mounts again to take this ground from us!

Let no marker go unfired! Let no German take one step forward without making his platoon take four back. Give no quarter and take none! This is not my time for speeches! I am standing to the wave that approaches! Gather your forces!

Captians of our honourable Battle group! If ye were a Captain before and wish to continue! You have my blessing! But send me word that you rise to the call!

Sargents! chisel yourselves and your troops! You know the word of the day!

VICTORY! AND STAND FOR NOTHING ELSE BUT TOTAL VICTORY! THE AXIS SHALL FALL ONCE AGAIN!

RSM!

FRONT AND CENTER! PREPARE THESE TROOPS FOR WAR!

Ian R. Birchall
B-Gen
The Field Dragon
184th Battle Group
STRUDLEBERG DEFENSE FORCE

TIPP3R

09-08-2007, 06:50 PM

The Iron Legion are on your side, I am Sargent and IronL3gionai3r is your Captin, the rest is of our team is helping too, we look forward to fighting on your side!

good times yet to come!

-Lucas, Ryan

Mark

09-08-2007, 07:46 PM

Good to see you General

The Bull

09-08-2007, 07:51 PM

Good to see you General

NO IT'S NOT! :lol: :wink:

Sgt.Canada

09-08-2007, 08:04 PM

is Von Bull Afraid!!! :wink:

Iron L3gionnair3

09-08-2007, 08:05 PM

is Von Bull Afraid!!!

i think so ahaha

Koderrat

09-09-2007, 01:47 AM

Reporting for duty, sir....*Grips his pace-stick firmly, tucked under the left arm*
I will say only this....I expect the same courage, dedication and discipline that was displayed during the assault on Strudleburg. Your performance has made this RSM proud.....
But i expect equal or better results!
The Germans are not to be discounted or underestimated.
We have the home of many of their troops.
We have General Von Bull's home.
Ask yourself...if someone invaded your home..what would YOU do to get it back? I expect a hardened corps of professional troops to come at us and they will give us not an inch to fight by..so we must make our own advances against them and take everything they give.

Six months ago...they say they won on numbers...that they eliminated more troops than we did.
HA!! Battle is not decided by numbers, there are no runner ups to congratulate...let them have their numbers...
WE HAVE STRUDLEBURG ... and we will not let it go so easily.

All captains and Sergeants are to have their platoons geared up and prepped for battle by no later than the last week of October. Speak with your troops and prepare them for what is to come. There will be many old faces in the 184th, but also some new faces..make them feel welcome and part of the unit. Expect orders at ANY time from the General.

We will prevail over the Axis tyranny.

Pumpie

09-09-2007, 05:15 PM

is Von Bull Afraid!!! :wink: i don't know why he would be we beat you guys in points last time we can do it again

JTF2_Clerk

09-09-2007, 08:16 PM

*The General just grins* Remember this, I have been on the offense the last two years running. Now, you will have to attempt to take us from a hardened position. Hope you guys are ready for a game of statistics.

Ian R. Tatsukao
B-Gen
"The Field Dragon"
184th Battle Group Commander

Koderrat

09-10-2007, 07:10 PM

Have your points...if they make you feel that much more better..here, have a thousand before the game even starts.
*Snickers*
points....

ravenlord

09-10-2007, 07:14 PM

Well General this day you fall. stats mean nothing when with thousands of rounds coming toward you and hundreds of you men dead on the street. Or maybe they do but it will you who is the statistic.

JTF2_Clerk

09-10-2007, 07:43 PM

Any who have studied ballistic warfare or field battlecraft know one MAJOR facet of a battle. 3:1 Odds to take a positon. Thus why you use a Section to take out a two man trench, A platoon to remove a section. A company to take out a platoon and so on and so on.

This is a fact, rounds are useful but not the battle. If you're using thousands of rounds on me, you AREN'T using thousands of rounds on the rest of the battle group.. I'll take that trade any day of the week. One general, Win a piviotal battle? Victory.

Thus the reason why it does come down to stats. The best outfits attacking an enemy who knows their terrain in an urban environment is at a 5:1 Odds now, instead of the 9:1 odds that used to occur for lack of training and lack of terrain knowledge.

Major Kriegspiel is a smart man, a very smart man. more than likely one of the better strategists I've come up against. I need not defend my ways to him. However I will let you in on a secret. Two years running I have been the aggressor. Attacking the position time and time again to push the axis out and both times there has been a gutsy move displayed in the end. Von Bull's tactics were fundimentally flawed in the first WIW I commanded due to the aggressionary tactics he employed. They were too aggressive and thus led themselves to the holes that we as the Allies were able to exploit to retrieve Arnhem twice.

However the two of them together are a dangerous pair. A pair I don't plan to underestimate. The result of their tactics are revealled only by one side of the battle as Chronicled by Bruce "Charon the Bard" Johnston. (Yes a little hero worship I know.) What looks to be a mad dash for the prize, (In both assaults in both cases) Had both three contingencies and one primary plan. If the plan pulled off, then BONUS! If not, then it did what I wanted it to: Cause a distraction to allow for further movement. It really was though dumb luck that those plans worked.

The basic plan for both years was simple: Hold fast, Make you come to me, make you continually use your energy to hold me, make you waste all your endurance and when you slowed down and stood still, that's when I struck. At your weakest point. THAT is how I attacked to mitigate your force and turn your superiority (Hardened, Dug in, High ground, defilade to provide enfiladed fire.) Into your weakness, (some stayed in their holes and didn't move to support you, others stayed back to try and find the stragglers or forward forces. Thus mitigating your force from a 1:1 odd (Meaning I loose by default.) to a 1:1 odds on me as the defending force (Meaning the axis lost by default by simply... Moving to engage.) Allowing me to amass my forces in relatve safty.

The ONLY wrench that was thrown into my plan was the air drop behind my lines because I didn't think the axis would have been that insane. Off the go you guys must have known the air drop was doomed but did it anyway. Like the Embassy drop I put that out there to give me time to ferry troops across the floating bridge.

*Inhales* but enough of that. *Snickers* my tactics lecture is over for the day. I still run my existance from this quote:

"The best lain plans of mice and men go to pot as SOON as the enemy shows up."

*Grins* Discuss!

Ian R. Tatsukao
B-Gen
184th Battle Group Commander
Strudleberg Defense Force

Koderrat

09-10-2007, 07:47 PM

And thats the reason why i follow him into the depths of the Abyss and back...

Now wheres the darn Motrin!!

heerfeldgrau

09-10-2007, 09:07 PM

the two of them together are a dangerous pair

Thanks! As for Strudelburg, we can't wait to see what you've done with the place. We'll be coming back, soon, so don't get too comfortable.

Major Kriegspiel

:wink:

S.P.E.D INC.

09-10-2007, 09:08 PM

General

Im at your disposal.

- S.P.E.D

Koderrat

09-10-2007, 09:22 PM

Don't know about that Major....these beds are rather comfortable compared to the usual in England...and the beer is really good!

deltacommander

09-11-2007, 04:16 PM

HA HA HA, finnaly a chance to put up our boots and pick off the lowly axis players crossing a bridge. five years of cannon fodder is fun, however now you axis boys/girls get a taste of hundreds of markers pointed in one direction (and thats at you).

Dear General,
please take this letter as the formal indication that the Iron legion has been once again mustered to the Allied cause. for the last few years we have fought on numerous battlefields for you and are proud to once again take up arms to fight for our new spoil of war, the town of strudleburg. The Iron Legion has spent the entire summer dreaming about such an opportunity.

Please PM me about other "private" details that the dasterdly spys of the Bull/Kriegspeal regieme would love to get their hands on.

yours truly,

CH3BRONKA
Cpt Iron Legion

The Bull

09-11-2007, 06:41 PM

S.P.E.D INC.

09-11-2007, 06:51 PM

not to sound pushy... but the other teams thread is more glorious then ours.. we need some team spirit in this bizzle.

JTF2_Clerk

09-11-2007, 07:08 PM

*Ahem* I hate to rain on people's parade. But, General bull is right. The nights sing with the songs of battle to come. The heaven cloud to cover the eyes of the gods above attempting to gaze down upon this soon to be multi-colored field and hope if only to catch a glimpse of the plans to come.

But he is right... The Axis approaches, Silently in the night they move like the shadows of a forgotten era, seeking to suck the life from those who stand as the sole beacons of light within the enroaching darkness. And yet he fails! He Fails miserably as he has yet to realize that we... Not the Axis, hold this ground.

We do not faulter in our duties. We do not rest! We do not tire! We know that within this village our comrades have been marked and led from the field and yet we! We FEW! Stand! Removed from the protection of the Allied forces! We are the only bastion that holds firm as others of our allies have crumbled around us. And while lesser troops would break and run, we but stand taller, stronger!

We know that there is no friends outside the circle we have formed! The bonds shared between comrades in arms. We know the trust! We know we are the only few soldiers. But WE ARE THE 184TH! WE *ARE* THE ARMY!

We stand ready to meet this horde that undulates towards us like a Tsunami of evil incarnate. And we do not shy away! We do not quiver! We step forward. Markers in hand. Steel in our teeth and fire within our bellies! WE ARE THE FORCES! WE ARE THE TROOPS THAT HOLD THIS GROUND!

My brothers and Sisters! Step forward to the front! For you will not find dispair there! You will only find me! The Field Dragon! You will find the commander you called for! You will find me sitting within the trench with you, Charging the lines with a immolating cry of battle to call you to arms.

Grip tighter my friends! My troops! I am but the conduit! And you! The Sword! We have carried the memories of the other players before us! The Axis cannot pray enough to stop the warrior's spirit within us! LET IT RAIN OF PAINT AND WE SHALL ANSWER WITH OUR OWN ROAR!

BAND CLOSE, FIRE TRUE, AND NEVER SURRENDER! TO THE LAST MARKER! WE SHALL ANSWER PAINT WITH PAINT AND WE SHALL WIN!

HOORAH 184TH! HOORAH! AND ONWARDS! TO BATTLE!

Ian R. Tatsukao
B-Gen
184Th Battle Group Commander
Strudleburg Defense Force

S.P.E.D INC.

09-11-2007, 07:18 PM

^Thats The S*** General^

TIPP3R

09-12-2007, 05:51 PM

S.P.E.D INC.

09-12-2007, 05:56 PM

im aware of the suprise but SOMEONE *The Ass Who Orders My Paintball Supllies* wont tell me :cry:

and when i say ass..... i mean ........ 8)

Koderrat

09-12-2007, 06:55 PM

My team spirit comes in on the battlefield..with my marker pointed at an Axis and shouting orders to the troops. Our spirit will become apparent when the axis commit to a hopeless counter-attack of Strudleburg....

BUT....

that being said by all means bring the morale! I want posts so charged with spirit and morale the axis will have nightmares before the sun even rises on November 4th...Let us show them the living nightmare that awaits them.

heerfeldgrau

09-13-2007, 09:54 AM

Allied Soldiers!

We of the Axis are not your natural enemies. Withdraw from Strudelburg while you still can. We of the Axis care more for you than your own leaders who would callously throw you into a fight simply for their own joy of battle.

Of course, there is a lull in the battle but soon you will have to face the renewed fury of the Axis. It could come anywhere, and at any time. Will you survive to see your gangster ridden homeland again? Nothing is certain.

Of course we Axis do know what it is like to defend Strudelburg, an advantage which you lack. There is so much ground to be held, you'll have to spread out pretty thin to cover all that ground and of course an attacker can come in almost anywhere. You can't chance leaving any holes in the line so you'll be by yourself, watching, waiting, cold and wet, as the Axis Legions slowly advance out of the fog on you. You'll be all alone to face the music. Really, is Strudelburg your concern? Is it worth fighting for? You should know what an Axis attack is like, all that shooting, the fury, the fear felt in your gut knowing your opponant is determined. The Axis is relentless in attack.

And what of the mysterious artefact in the Museum, it is gold. Of course where it ends up after the war, perhaps in your General's footlocker I might speculate, is it any concern of yours? We know all about the artefact of course, what it does, well, you won't like it. Your General wants to keep it but really that isn't a good idea. You'd be better off returning it to the Axis for proper disposal. That really would be in everyone's best interest.

Of course perhaps you recognize the duplicity of your leaders and you wish to Join the Axis Foreign Legion. Keep in mind its never too late to join up. We're taking real Soldiers now!

On the day of battle no Axis soldier will refuse your honorable surrender! Take your fate into your own hands!

Axis High Command

P.S. As a final thought in the event your still undecided, ask yourself who's romancing your girl at home while you languish here in dirty foxholes, unshaved and unwashed. Those left behind you do not share your risks but certainly share your nice warm bed.

JTF2_Clerk

09-13-2007, 12:50 PM

*The general smiles as he looks to the note handed to him from Major Kriegspiel before looking to the lieutenent that brought it to him.*

Mr Rosen... I want you to do me a favour. Take this note and make sure there are hundreds of copies and take them to the troops. Do not sugar coat anything, let soldiers make up their minds. Tell them that anyone who wishes news of home I will have it for them.

Should any have any issues with standing the line after viewing this, tell them they are to speak to me immediately. I will NEVER stay in a warm bed that Major Kriegspiel makes mention of... So long as my troops are sleeping under the stars, I will do the same. I am no more important than any of those who are under my command.

Each man and woman who is out there right now is as urgently important as I am to Allied Command. Command views them as numbers. I view them as my family. I will not have a single soldier under my command worry of home while they are with me. If they do not feel like they are home, then I... As their commander have failed. I will not have this. Any gripes that are heard through the ranks. I want to know of them. No matter how insignifigant others believe them to be, I will always listen.

The fires of war draw close... I will not have them worry of home. Axis Command talks of who's romancing my girl at home? I can answer that question right now, He is about five foot, ten inches tall. In peak physical condition and could serenade the sun into rising at night. I know this because this... Are her words to me. And I don't know what Axis women are like. But we...

We have trust and faith. And we do not question those who wait for us at home because we know they wait for us and they know we wait for the time we can finally return home to their arms. And we WILL return to them, every last one of us will Return home to them. This is not a wish, nor a dream... This is a FACT. Just as it is a FACT that we will defeat the Axis here and now. HERE in Strudleberg they will find an adversary who are prepared, rested, Determined and most of all. Knowledged of the ground and it's key points just as they were.

Now go, tell them what I have told you. *He turns away sipping at a metal cup filled with thick dark liquid.* oh and Mr Rosen? Tell Blitz that if he doesn't get back to me soon... The deal's off. And also tell the Iron Legionaires... Expect their orders soon... I have a surprise for them that has come down from on high I'm sure they'll enjoy.

Oh! And tell the RSM to STOP calling his Pacestick "The Key To Berlin." it's creepy. *With that he looks down to a sealed envelope in his hands. Whispering* Be it one or one million. The Axis will be stopped here.

Ian R. Tatsukao
B-Gen
"The Field Dragon"
184th Battle Group Commander
Strudleberg Defense Force

Shifter

09-13-2007, 01:31 PM

Clever wording General, however you're well prepared speeches will not help you when you are under fire by our artillery, under attack by our troops. You will fail. We will retake our home!

JTF2_Clerk

09-13-2007, 03:30 PM

Words that were spoken twice before and twice before we have emerged victorious. So mayhaps the words you speak are heralding the outcome of the battle again? My speeches, while nice are two things:

1. Not speeches.

2. The Truth.

So young axis soldier, I will warn you once. Beware the words you speak. For those that don't remember history are doomed to repeat it. Every soldier on the field last year and during the spring watched me weave your Artillery and your weapon's paint. Unlike other commanders when I SAY I lead from the front... I lead from the front.

Pumpie

09-13-2007, 04:07 PM

man i did some sweet weaving last year going to the embassy while a whole line of allies stood on the other side of the bridge and fired but i made it unscathed well not just me princess made it and bull too lol

Shifter

09-13-2007, 05:44 PM

The truth can be a varied thing depending on whom is speaking it Herr Ian, we shall see the outcome of this engagement, and my German brothers and sisters will be sleeping in their own beds the night after the battle.

Koderrat

09-13-2007, 07:47 PM

I have never said at any point that my pace-stick was the "Key to Berlin"...
I may have thought it though on several occasions...i think you assumed much when i was musing about using my pace-stick on an offending Colonel who shall remain unnamed at this point.

Major Kriegspiel
I give this in return...on that day of battle i will step forward onto the field and call for YOU and you alone...if we meet in the open, i will give you
every due chance and words of your choice to attempt and CONVINCE me to surrender...amidst the fire raging around us and the constant drone of battle, it will be glorious ...a baptism of fire and honour. You sound honourable Major, but will you prove to be so?

And just for the record...i'm not looking for prisnors...i'm not looking for surrenders...i want the Axis to give everything they have and more as we punish each others army for every inch we give and take.

I WANT BATTLE!!

Shifter

09-13-2007, 09:25 PM

So Major Koderrat, you wish to needlessly throw away the lives of you're soldiers when you could just as easily give up?

JTF2_Clerk

09-14-2007, 12:06 AM

RSM Koderrat is the pointy end of the sword Shifter. He is battle incarnate... When he ISN'T Fighting I usually have him in Detention Barracks.

I.R. Tatsukao, B-Gen, CO 184th Battle Group

Koderrat

09-14-2007, 01:14 AM

ba....wha???
(looks to his shirt) Major?? When did that happen??
(looks for his Chief Warrant insignia's........No..it can't be..have the Axis foiled him by doing the one dastardly thing that no soldier wants in a time of war? Did they some how saw to it that he recieved a 'field' promotion to an OFFICER?!?!?)

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Koderrat

09-14-2007, 01:17 AM

oh..by the way.....i never have to throw away my soldiers lives...They fight willingly to take out the Gerries. Its only the deserters i have to worry about but that hasn't happened yet .......
(gives the evil eye to those allied turn coats who went axis this year)

and i never give up....

Shifter

09-14-2007, 08:36 AM

And just for the record...i'm not looking for prisnors...i'm not looking for surrenders...i want the Axis to give everything they have and more as we punish each others army for every inch we give and take.

I WANT BATTLE!!

Allied soldiers, you're Command Staff have no respect for you or you're lies. They only wish to hold what is rightfully our land for their own reasons. They do not care about whether you live or die. Leave, desert.

JTF2_Clerk

09-14-2007, 10:35 AM

*ahems again* Ummm... You forget sir, umm.. They've fought under both Koderrat and I for the last two years. They know he doesn't care about troops outside of battle. He's not a field commander, He's more a commisar than a commander. He's the Lion that shakes the field with his roar.

Me? I'm the dragon, I'm the crafty one who DOES care about his troops. I'm the one that stands in place and wheathers the rain of paint to take care of my soldiers. Koderrat is the one who makes sure the paint is in place when I do stupid things.

Koderrat is the ONLY Troop that my soldiers know, that I don't care if he gets marked. I care if he isn't standing in the path of battle. He's a Battle Junkie. It's his life it's his existance. Kinda like Capt Kilgore. So yeah. Your words are kinda useless there. I think you'd get a better response out of "The Hockey of Canada is Kaput." or "Canadian Beer Sucks."

So keep at it... I'm having a good laugh about this. As are my troops. Keep at it. I need a daily laugh.. It passes the time and raises morale. It just means I don't have to go around buttering up my troops. I love morale. I just hate Stoking Egos when they already know how good they are... I mean c'mon. We're standing in Strudleberg... And the Axis aren't.

Proof in the Pudding.

Ian R. Tatsukao
B-Gen
"The Field Dragon"
184th Battle Group Commander
Strudleberg Defense Force

Austin

09-14-2007, 10:47 AM

Dear Field Dragon;

During Phase one we will build aggro against you as the sweat of our main tank flows strong against the shell of your defense, but that shell will only last momentarily as our own groupings of dps will come forward and knock down your defenses enough so that you will have to go to a Phase Two plan.

During Phase two, you might fly about freely, sending your troops this way and that, trying to scare the Axis into submission - but be forewarned... The Tippinators do not fear your attacks, and we provide a Fear Ward for the rest of our Axis brothers. Soon as you send your whelps to fight us they will know the darkness of death and we will move through the bridges into Strudleburg for phase 3.

During phase 3 you might try something silly like flamethrowers or grenades but know this - defeat is only around the corner as the last percentage of your troops is eliminated, the last husk of your defense crumbles under the weight of the Axis army, and then - only then will you know the true reason we're taking back Strudleburg.

PURPLZ.

Mully

09-14-2007, 10:50 AM

ROFL

JTF2_Clerk

09-14-2007, 11:25 AM

"You Will not evade me Austin!"

*Summons Austin*

The Allies have been buffed for a long time now while you have been discussing strategy, Our MT and RT's are fully aware of their positions and the movement of the Axis Mobs into CC positions. Our SK's and Rangers will use Unresistables to Root Rot or Snare Kite the Axis into their bunkers allowing the DPS Teams to corner break the Axis on each of the choke points.

By utilizing our RT's DA abilities they will be able to stand through the hail of paint. Following that the MT will use Snap agro to return the gaze to them blowing Furious and Final Stand to Mitigate all Damage done to them.

Remembering to Joust in and out of the Axis AE ranges every 45 seconds on call of the main assist. Rinse wash repeat. DKP out Loot. All Cheer, Go home drink beer.

More medication for all

Ian R. Birchall
"The Field Dragon"

P.S. The Field Dragon is a 75 Elite World Mob
P.P.S. Or a level 85 Epic Raid Mob. (All depending which org you play)

*Snickers*

Austin

09-14-2007, 01:29 PM

Whatever Lady Onyxia. I know you're hiding in Stormwind keep.

JTF2_Clerk

09-14-2007, 02:16 PM

Oooooo, called me a "woman." Now it's Personal. Pr3p@r3 4 t3h \/\/0r5+ P\/\//\/1/\/g u 3v@r 3><p3r13/\/(3d.

BTW: We going to meet again down at the Salon? I know you needed a perm and I have to get my horns done.

Ian

P.S. Just toyin witcha! and now... Back to our regularly scheduled Axis vs Allies Banter. Oh yeah... I was thinking of actually holding a AVA Table top game with some drinks and stuff sooner rather than later. *snickers* It'd be great.

Austin

09-14-2007, 05:15 PM

Go roll horde

Koderrat

09-14-2007, 06:39 PM

arrgh...go go mmorpg acronyms!!

Oh and hey, yo Shifty...
why would i respect the lies of any troops under my command?
I run a tight and well disciplined outfit. If my troops are being dishonourable and commit acts that go against the better judgement and conduct of a professional soldier...then i want to hear about it!
If i find any soldier deserts in a time of battle there will be SEVERE consequences ... i will not send the MP's, but hunt them myself...even if it was an enemy soldier.

ACP_Paddy

09-15-2007, 10:35 PM

Pr3p@r3 4 t3h \/\/0r5+ P\/\//\/1/\/g u 3v@r 3><p3r13/\/(3d.

My l33t is a little rusty, but I think that means Axis are gonna take you to school.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-04-2007, 07:26 PM

HO RA. Platoon ECHO is shaping to be an awsome force. Im medic 105. reporting for duty......and where is a good place to pick up a quality hole punch SIR!

JTF2_Clerk

10-04-2007, 09:44 PM

You can pick up a good one from supply... Or, you can roundhouse kick a hold in the cards *Snickers*

Ian R. Tatsukao
B-Gen, CO 184th Battlegroup

P.S. Orders to follow soon. And please pardon my lack of posts. I just got through planning the mass enrollment last week and this week I had to jump right on another bunch of enrollments. *Sighs* I never get a break.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-04-2007, 10:07 PM

You can pick up a good one from supply... Or, you can roundhouse kick a hold in the cards *Snickers*

like chuck norris? right.. he can punch you in your soul, roundhouse kick though time and space, stares down books till he gets the info he wants, he doesnt sleep, he waits, his tears cause cancer, too bad he never cries,

just had to get that out of me.

JTF2_Clerk

10-04-2007, 10:24 PM

That was the point. *Snickers*

Ian

S.P.E.D INC.

10-04-2007, 10:49 PM

^^shortist post ive ever seen from you.

Shifter

10-04-2007, 11:51 PM

Ive seen shorter....

Sgt.Canada

10-05-2007, 08:37 AM

wait hes tears cause cancer ou cure it? :wink:

S.P.E.D INC.

10-05-2007, 12:15 PM

sorry... cures cancer

Derek M

10-05-2007, 04:13 PM

^^shortist post ive ever seen from you.
thats so true

Koderrat

10-06-2007, 07:11 PM

Yes..but Check Norris NEVER cries....

S.P.E.D INC.

10-06-2007, 11:22 PM

no he doesnt.

but ian does.. he BATTLE crys. :D

Koderrat

10-07-2007, 07:21 PM

battle cry...bankai...what?

Derek M

10-10-2007, 07:48 PM

get pumped boys and girls, we only have what 28 days left to wait

S.P.E.D INC.

10-10-2007, 07:56 PM

I CANT WAIT..

MY PISTOL BETTER BE HERE, OR IM NOT ORDERING FROM RAP4 EVER.. EVER.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-10-2007, 07:57 PM

and i JUST put an order in for a new vest.. i completely have faith that it wont be here in time....

Derek M

10-10-2007, 08:42 PM

lol, it should be here in time, unless you ordered it from rap4, then your screwed

ravenlord

10-10-2007, 08:57 PM

It wont be, Its from the states and I do not trust cRAP4 with anything, though they make nice vests.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-11-2007, 12:02 AM

yes they do... i would pay to have it speed deliverd.. depending on the price

^Airhead^

10-11-2007, 07:30 AM

Allies gotta start talking in this post more! Allies to the End!

Shifter

10-11-2007, 09:04 AM

Allies to the end? Thats the first thing Ive ever heard you say I agreed with. The Axis are going to bring you your end /mighty/ quick

S.P.E.D INC.

10-11-2007, 11:16 AM

GAD DAMMIT shifty........

your really convinced that the shmaxis will come out on top.

just wait till it happnends pall... because there is one force to be reckoned with.........the top half of echo....... the other half will distract you while i do backflips and cartwheels though the woods..... :D THE FROGS ARE HERE.... (ninjas with guns)

Shifter

10-11-2007, 12:22 PM

I always thought I smelt somthing when you were around. Something swampish. I hope that dosnt distract the rest of you're brigade.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-11-2007, 12:24 PM

.....platoon.........

TIPP3R

10-11-2007, 03:15 PM

lolz, Charlie Platoon is where it's it boys!

S.A.S. 4 life

Derek M

10-13-2007, 09:49 AM

any other bravo platoon here?

S.P.E.D INC.

10-13-2007, 01:57 PM

well there are 4 people on this forum from echo including me. so ........ go echo?

Koderrat

10-13-2007, 02:59 PM

Platoon ECHO...
Be advised that i have registered as part of your platoon (#125) but on game day i will be detached from your unit as i am the General's Sergeant Major.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-13-2007, 03:22 PM

no problem..... we can handle that.

JTF2_Clerk

10-15-2007, 05:17 PM

Pass the word. Captains, PM me so I have direct contact to you. If you know any of the Captains who are not on the forums, Tell them to PM me. The gears are turning.

John 117 has signed with the Allies this day. (I'll leave that up to you to figure out who that is.)

Ian R. Tatsukao, B-Gen
CO 184th Battlegroup
Strudleburg Defense Force

S.P.E.D INC.

10-15-2007, 05:22 PM

NO WAY... does he have the suit? I WANT TO TOUCH THE SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and ill tell them.. but they are pretty bussy.

Koderrat

10-15-2007, 10:10 PM

Sir!!!!
Are you trying to replace me?? Sure, he's very good at what he does, he's been in numerous fire fights and engagements in general, he has good top-of-the-line kit and weapons.....but....he's Navy!! What good is a Navy guy gonna be without water? Throw him into the Strudelburg river, he'll do some good from there.
Besides, i don't trust a guy who has a number for a name, even if his identity is suppose to be supa-secret.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-15-2007, 10:17 PM

your right koderrat.... he is navy... but we have to overlook the details and accept all the help we can get especialy....... well if he has the suit i do reallly do want to touch it...

Koderrat

10-17-2007, 06:52 PM

*Sigh*
Alright Sped...you can touch his armor, and if you can get it off of him without due retaliation, then you can use it as well.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-17-2007, 09:58 PM

You have made a young mans dreams come true...

especialy if i can get a picture with the helmet on........ 8)

Derek M

10-22-2007, 04:09 PM

i need to get to know people in my squad, its the bravo squad
Thanks

heerfeldgrau

10-23-2007, 09:32 AM

Soldiers of the Allied Expeditionary Force

Recently, battle plans the Axis had made were obtained under false pretense. The plans reveal our determination to attack and overwhelm the Allied defenses surrounding Strudelburg. You can be sure that the plans contain the least of the ingenious solutions we have found to getting around and past your defenses.

Know that once we have set our forces in motion there is little that you can do about it. The forces in front of you are members of the 242nd Panzer Grenadiers and 7th Fallschirmjaeger Regiment. All seasoned veterans of previous campaigns. They need no other command than Forward! In the attack they are relentless.

That itch you feel between your shoulderblades is just a symptom of the uncertainty in your mind. You can believe in our battle plans. The thoroughness of our planning is certain. Are we here or there, behind you, or in front? Its hard to say really, but you can be sure of one thing, we will attack!

Major Kriegspiel

S.P.E.D INC.

10-23-2007, 12:46 PM

SURREEEEEE

i yawned... you might have had the power to keep us at bay last time.. but we broke through. and overwhelmed your force while they.......wernt looking (more likeing filling up with air and paint). NOW as it stands we have the advantage good sir.. on normal terms i wouldnt be so arrogant BUT we have enough force to spair to keep watch while we hold our posoitiong.... we are aware of the pontoon bridge, and the air drop and we will be waiting.(cant help but metagame)

GOOD DAY!

The Bus

10-23-2007, 01:04 PM

Derek im on bravo and rdy to go

Shifter

10-23-2007, 01:14 PM

But SPED you see, now you know about the pontoon bridge and airdrop, if the Axis had of known about it last year, the outcome would have been different. We would still have our town.

S.P.E.D INC.

10-23-2007, 01:16 PM

i know... thats why im glad im on allied again :D

The Bus

10-23-2007, 03:35 PM

Allies 4 life, the axis dont stand a chance

S.P.E.D INC.

10-23-2007, 03:37 PM

at this point.. it all comes down to tactics on their part.

Shifter

10-23-2007, 03:44 PM

We should just drop a neutron bomb on you guys, wipe out any organic matter, leave the town, replant the lawns and we are good to go.

The Bus

10-23-2007, 03:52 PM

Thank god im like robo cop.. o wait his head was organic wasnt it hmmm pshh who needs a head ne ways ur going down

Derek M

10-23-2007, 04:09 PM

hey bus what number are you, im 29, medic

The Bus

10-23-2007, 04:21 PM

Uhh im # 50 yeh i just ralized that the guy messed up the spelling on my name from now on im known as shawun. Im thinking i might pronounce it as Sha-woon sounds cool.

Princess

10-23-2007, 06:30 PM

Hey hey im confirmed to be allied now, as far as i know there will be 3 of us sporting phantoms on Platoon foxtrot, we will strike fear into the hearts of the axis troops

S.P.E.D INC.

10-23-2007, 07:05 PM

SWEEEEET... welcome monkey.

JTF2_Clerk

10-23-2007, 11:54 PM

I have three slots held for Friends, and one I have to put in for tomorrow. "The Glove" My heavy weapons Specialist is coming in from Edmonton for this.

Ian

TIPP3R

10-24-2007, 04:54 PM

Awesome^^^

JTF2_Clerk

10-25-2007, 12:26 AM

Orders to be given this weekend

Watch your e-mails.

Ian

TIPP3R

10-25-2007, 11:56 AM

oh goodness, were gonna pwn some newbs.

Iron Legion (S.A.S.) is spending this sunday getting all the rust out and getting ready for the fight!

heerfeldgrau

10-25-2007, 12:40 PM

A message to a friend:

WOCCKQO CDKBD PBYW KHSC RSQR MYWWKXN DY LVSDJ OFOX DRYEQR IYE KBO SX RSNSXQ GO KBO GSVVSXQ DY WOOD GSDR IYE KXN NSCMECC DRO DRSBN YZDSYX CDYZ GO BOMYWWOXN NSCMBODSYX SX FSOG YP IYEB ZYCSDSYX CDYZ OHZOMD XOEDBYX BOXNOJFYEC CDYZ OXN YP WOCCKQO

S.P.E.D INC.

10-25-2007, 01:46 PM

as soon as i get my bigshot, stock, and mask in the mail, i will make my X7 complete then we will have some fun.

Awkes

10-25-2007, 04:28 PM

Neutron rendezvous?... interesting

Koderrat

10-25-2007, 07:13 PM

Uh Major...i think you ought to consult a dictionary...your wordz make little sense...god i hate cryptography...

Derek M

10-26-2007, 10:20 AM

ya whats that all about?

Princess

10-26-2007, 11:36 AM

just making it look like he's like some1 wth above an avg IQ *thinks* or does he really?

Pumpie

10-26-2007, 12:04 PM

Orders to be given this weekend

Watch your e-mails.

Ian
see hargelfargel this is the time you give stuff out to people when you are sure who is on your team and have their emails :D

The Bull

10-26-2007, 04:43 PM

Orders to be given this weekend

Watch your e-mails.

Ian
see hargelfargel this is the time you give stuff out to people when you are sure who is on your team and have their emails :D

Don't be soooo sour Pumpie! Just because you will never be Axis again!

Here is a question!? Dose Ian know how unloyal you are! I don't think he does! :lol:
But he will find you!

You will always side with the winners! Your on the wrong team! :lol:

imported_bailey26

10-27-2007, 05:01 PM

first time goin 2 a WiW game,anything i should no?
in Golf platoon, is anyone else here from Golf?

Hired_Gun

10-27-2007, 05:58 PM

first time goin 2 a WiW game,anything i should no?
in Golf platoon, is anyone else here from Golf?

stay low,move fast,shoot other team! :wink:

TIPP3R

10-27-2007, 06:44 PM

lol, yea ^^^^^

ACP_Paddy

10-27-2007, 06:45 PM

first time goin 2 a WiW game,anything i should no?
in Golf platoon, is anyone else here from Golf?

stay low,move fast,shoot other team! :wink:

Don't tell them!

For pete's sake, now we need a 3rd plan!

JTF2_Clerk

10-27-2007, 08:04 PM

*LAUGHS BRIGHTLY!*

Ian

imported_bailey26

10-27-2007, 11:16 PM

thanks, just 2 make sure im not confused allies armband is yellow right?

JTF2_Clerk

10-27-2007, 11:24 PM

That is correct, The Armband you are wearing is the armband of the 184th Allied Battle Group. I have the distinct honour of being the Head for the allied forces in this particular area. It is an honour to have you with us. Please be ready for the orders and such which will be passed onto you via your team (Platoon Golf) captain.

Welcome again to the Allied forces.

Ian R. Tatsukao, B-Gen
CO, 184th Battle Group
Strudleburg Defense Force

imported_bailey26

10-28-2007, 10:54 AM

Its an honor to fight along side the 184th, i hope i can meet the standards of the others whose foot steps i am following into battle

Pumpie

10-28-2007, 12:21 PM

i am sure you will do fine

imported_bailey26

10-29-2007, 04:42 PM

does chewing gum help against ur mask fogging up??

S.P.E.D INC.

10-29-2007, 04:43 PM

Shaving Cream Does

not shaving gel, shaving cream. and toothpaste kinda works too

Pumpie

10-29-2007, 04:46 PM

ummmmm what brand lol i would say no because and im thinking kinda fast here so this might not come out clear but i would think chewing would make more heat rise from your mouth causing all that fogy stuff or you could just breathe downwards if its that bad or just go buy a grill haha mine hasn't fogged up in the slightest yet.

Pumpie

10-29-2007, 04:47 PM

Shaving Cream Does

not shaving gel, shaving cream. and toothpaste kinda works too
hahahaha you wanna explain that one

S.P.E.D INC.

10-29-2007, 05:01 PM

.............hey... just trust me.... it stops bathroom mirrors from fogging up.. i tried it in my profiler.. and it didnt fog up as fast as it usualy does... im going to put a FRESH coat on the day before warriors....

just squirt a BIT... enough to rub a small coat over the whole inside of the lense... then leave for about a min, then buff off with toilet paper or a towel or something.

TIPP3R

10-29-2007, 05:50 PM

Yea my "unfogable" profiller has just started to fog, sorta sucks.

Austin

10-29-2007, 06:34 PM

Something that can help with profiler fogging is to make sure you're not wearing any headgear (hats/headbands/etc). I find that the airflow works better and less fogging occurs.

Too bad because I love how agg my headbands are ;) lol

Koderrat

10-29-2007, 06:57 PM

5 days left...
Ensure your gear is set and ready to go...
184th Battle Group...Prepare for battle...

S.P.E.D INC.

10-29-2007, 07:01 PM

Major,, i was born ready.

imported_bailey26

10-29-2007, 07:47 PM

#1 that was a line oceans 13
#2 was the mersey road waiver form or watever with the registration form that we signed at banshee cuz i rember reading somethin on the site and it said we need 2 sign the waiver

ACP_Paddy

10-29-2007, 07:49 PM

Pumpie

10-29-2007, 08:42 PM

#1 that was a line oceans 13
#2 was the mersey road waiver form or whatever with the registration form that we signed at banshee cuz i remember reading something on the site and it said we need 2 sign the waiver ya it was like its own separate page

JTF2_Clerk

10-30-2007, 05:50 PM

Two major things from the General:

#1 Ultra sound is back... GOOD TO GO! Unless they cartin me off in an Ambulance, I will be there without fail and ready to Command.

#2 ORDERS FOR ALL ALLIED FORCES: THEY ARE HERE (SEE BELOW)

Captains See me (The only guy with Horns on his helmet) on the day of the game. I will be in the parking lot for the allies at EXACTLY 10AM (More than likely there before but that is the Timing) DON'T FORGET ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!

Sargents! See me on the Day of the Game For orders.

MEDICS AND RADIO OPERATORS BRING PAPER AND A PEN/PENCIL! This is NON Negotable. (Sp?)

Ian R. Tatsukao, B-Gen
CO, 184th Battle-Group